Sometimes life calls for a drink when there are no drinks to be found. Enter: Brilliant flasks that look like books and bracelets, but are filled with your favorite booze. Whether you're planning a trip to the beach or a picnic in the park, these brilliant disguises will keep you prepared at all times.
"This book I'm reading is so good!"
Book Flask, Wink (Available on Amazon), $15
Drinking on the beach has never been easier.
Lotion Flasks, GoPong (Available on Amazon), $8
Boozy mittens are the new texting gloves.
Mitten Flask, Urban Outfitters, $24
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Wine Purse, Bella Vita Bags, $75
Wear your heart on your sleeve.
Bangle Flask, Braced (Available on Amazon), $40
You'll have zero protection if you get caught in the rain with this — but who cares? You'll be drunk anyway.
Umbrella Flask, Smuggle Mug (Available on Amazon), $17
Look like you're going to take a food picture — when you're really just going to take a swig!
Camera Flask, Binocktails (Available on Amazon), $15
Sure, you can pay for drinks using your wallet — or you can drink from it.
An infinity scarf will keep you warm, but a booze-filled infinity scarf will keep you really warm.
Scarf Flask, BAXBO (Available on Amazon), $26
Don't forget to pack your Shampbooze for your weekend away.
Shampoo and Conditioner Flask, Smuggle Mug (Available at Walmart), $19
No guarantees on whether or not it'll help smooth flyaways.
Hairspray Flask, You Can Hide It (Available on Amazon), $10
Hairbrush Flask, Binocktails (Available at Amazon), $19