26 Funny Doormats You'll Want To Show Off

It's all about making a fun first impression. (Or just making people go away!)

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Sure, you could just put a plain, practical doormat outside your front door and leave it at that. But wouldn't that be so, so boring? I mean, if you have to put something out for you and your guests to wipe their shoes on before they enter your home, why not have some fun with it? After all, the entrance to your home is going to be everyone's first impression — make it one that makes them smile, and your guests will be in a good mood before they even ring your doorbell.

There's a world of colorful fruits, kitschy animals, and charming, snarky messages out there just waiting to perk up the space on your front step. Check out these clever picks below.

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1 Probably at Target Doormat
Etsy
$29.95
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Finally, a doormat that just gets you.

2 Trap Door Doormat
Etsy
$40.50
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I don't know what you're talking about.

3 Watermelon Doormat
Anthropologie
$19.95
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A bright burst of flavor for your front door.

4 MTV Cribs Doormat
Amazon
$38.00
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Hello, MTV, and welcome to my crib.

5 Hedgehog Doormat
Anthropologie
$38.00
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It's just spiky enough to get your shoes clean.

6 I See London Doormat
Etsy
$37.12
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You know how the rest of the rhyme goes.

7 Bonjour & Au Revoir Doormat
Anthropologie
$48.00
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So you can greet guests and bid them farewell.

8 Neighbors Doormat
Uncommon Goods
$50.00
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This will totally deter burglars, right?

9 Sunnylife Rainbow Doormat
Urban Outfitters
$36.00
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For when things don't feel all sunshine and rainbows.

10 Work/Wine Doormat
Etsy
$35.99
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It's good to let people know what to expect, before they cross your threshold (and remind yourself you're off the clock!).

11 Come In/Go Away Doormat
Uncommon Goods
$38.00
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It's all a matter of perspective.

12 No Scrubs Doormat
Etsy
$37.80
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No, I don't want your number...

13 Hey There/Take Care Doormat
Amazon
$19.99
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For friendliness in both directions.

14 Lemon Wedge Doormat
Gilt
$40.00
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Squeeze in some extra front-door cuteness.

15 Hello/Goodbye Doormat
Target
$12.99
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A little cuteness that goes both ways.

16 Personalized Record Doormat
Uncommon Goods
$35.00
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For all you kitschy music buffs out there.

17 How You Doin'? Doormat
Etsy
$25.99
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Channel your inner Joey Tribbiani.

18 Tacos or Wine Doormat
Etsy
$33.29
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How about both, though?

19 Welcome to the Jungle Doormat
Urban Outfitters
$50.00
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We've got fun and games.

20 See Ya Later Doormat
Etsy etsy.com
$37.80
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After a while, crocodile!

21 Pineapple Coir Doormat
World Market
$7.63
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Not a pineapple under the sea, but a cute one nonetheless.

22 All Peopled Out Skinny Doormat
Etsy
$33.29
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Let's be real.

23 Walk All Over Me Doormat
Etsy
$25.60
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Except, you know, that's what it's there for.

24 Cat Head Doormat
Anthropologie
$42.00
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You've got to be kitten me with this adorable doormat.

25 Bring Pizza Doormat
Etsy
$45.00
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If not, you better order some pizza now.

26 Home AF Doormat
Etsy
$33.60
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Just the precursor for getting cozy AF. 

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