15 of the Wackiest Things You Can Buy at Costco

Hey, there's a reason the #onlyatcostco hashtag exists.

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There's no denying that people love Costco (one couple even got married there!). But part of the appeal of shopping at this super chain is stumbling upon some of the truly craziest items we've ever seen stocked on store shelves. Here are a few of the most outlandish items you might find on your next excursion:

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1 This giant stuffed bear.

Soooo...... I found the teddy bear that I want.... #bigassteddybear #costco #onlyatcostco #want

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Warning: If you want to take Teddy home, you best have a very large van.

2 All of the mayonnaise.

Seriously, that's gotta be more than a lifetime supply right there, which would at least guarantee your turkey sandwiches will never go dry again.

3 This $6,400 bottle of cognac.

I mean...sure let me take 10 😒 #onlyatcostco #absurd

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The only way to feel fancy when drinking cognac is to make sure each sip is worth hundreds of dollars, right?

4 Christmas decorations ... in August.

🎶🎄Its beginning to look a lot like...wait what? It's only August and 40 degrees outside. ☀️#onlyatcostco

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Because this super store is basically a world of it's own, and probably doesn't even realize it's sweltering hot outside.

5 This Ron Burgundy bobblehead.

While part of us thinks that the news anchor would look down on people who shop at Costco, we're also confident this bobblehead would speak to his vanity, err, we mean heart.

6 Rows and rows of candy apples.

M&M's? Nuts? Who knew you could find just about any flavor of caramel-coated apples that you could possibly want in this warehouse.

7 This 10-foot-long spider.

This is undoubtably the stuff of Ron from the Harry Potter series' nightmares — or any other arachnophobes out there.

8 This $900 wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese.

I mean, I like cheese, but not THAT much!! #onlyatcostco #ilovecostco

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You've got to be a serious cheese lover to put this mammoth in your cart.

9 This real-life Mario Kart.

Ugh, where was this when we were kids?

10 This two-gallon bottle of champagne.

You better have some serious celebrating to do if you're going to pop the cork on this bad boy.

11 This chicken coop.

GO GREEN! From the comfort of your own home...you can finally letgit know...which came first, the chicken or the egg? #chickencoop #organictothemasses #onlyatcostco #yoursfor169point99

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Enough said.

12 The biggest container of Nutella ever.

This is just dangerous.

13 Along with the biggest chocolate bar.

This os for real people. No way! #onlyatcostco

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Any bets on how long it'd take to eat this entire thing?

14 A literal stack of kayaks.
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Adventure seekers will love that they can stock up on granola bars at the same place they can stock up on kayaks. The only the that's missing is the water.

15 And, of course, food from the snack bar.
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Hot dogs? Ice cream? When you're shopping for hours (just us?) in this super store, you need something to keep your appetite at bay and your blood sugar level up.

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