Everyone knows what to expect when they meet a : tons of kisses, tail-wagging, and snuggles (hey, there's a reason they're the most popular breed in the United States). Meanwhile, most people probably view Pit Bulls as aggressive, not-so-nice pups — but it's time to squash that inaccurate reputation once and for all.
If dogs had official slogans, we're confident they'd be these hilariously accurate ones (which were by ). They sum up each breed's quirkiest trait in only a few words and remind us why this animal really is man's best friend. Take a look at the clever descriptions for Dachshunds, Great Danes, Huskys and more, then just try not to think "so true" after every single one.