20 Funny Boat Names to Remember When You're Rich

We'd be down to hangout with these sailors.

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First comes the boat, then comes the name. The practice is rich in history and superstition — but nowadays, it's also a way to show off your sense of humor. Proof: These hilarious boat names that we found on the internet, and that you just might come across on the open seas.

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1 Kids Inheritance

Great sail boat. Look at the name :-) #boats #funnyboatnames

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#SorryNotSorry

2 Thanks Dad 4

Thanx dad 4 #myfirstboat #daddyslittlegirl #daddysthebest #richkidsoflebanon #zaitunaybay

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Where is this generous father and can he buy us Thanx Dad 5?

3 The Codfather

Leave the gun. Take the guppie #FunnyBoatNames

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Do you think this cod made him an offer he couldn't refuse?

4 Knot on Call

Doctor: I have bad news and even worse news Patient: What's the bad news???? Doctor: you only have 24hrs to live. Patient: OMG! What's the even worse news?!?! Doctor: I should have told you yesterday but I was on my Boat Photo credit: @drjayblogs #funnyboatnames #cleverboatnames #boats

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In other words, don't leave him a voicemail, because he won't listen to it.

5 Buoyoncé

Stayin' Afloat with $500M 🐝🍋 #Lemonade #Tidal #FunnyBoatNames #beyonce #jayz #Becky

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Even this boat wants to be Queen Bey.

6 Seas the Day

#westmarine #funnyboatnames #boating #wednesday #humpday

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Carpe diem.

7 She Got the House

When we divorced we d the house 50/50. She got the inside... I got the outside... #FunnyBoatNames #sailstagram #sailing

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A man and his boat really are inseparable, even when it comes to dividing an estate.

8 Unsinkable II

II Times a charm #FunnyBoatNames

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Don't ask what happened to Unsinkable I.

9 Error 404

Carl, 37... Still lives in Parents basement. Tells his friends he is taking care of them. Fishes mostly online and uses boat as clubhouse #FunnyBoatNames #boatlife #boat #boatymcboatface #boatnames #cleverboatnames

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If Steve Jobs had to name a boat and he didn't like the design...

10 In a Meeting

Tell them you're stuck "in a meeting" ⛵️😉 #funnyboatnames #learntorelax #workhumor #relaxing #playinghookyfromwork #boat

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Can we come, you know, to take notes?

11 Last Dingy I'll Own #4

#bestboatname #novascotians #happyhumour @keizerontherocks

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Dingy #1, #2 and #3 were just for practice.

12 Whatever

"What do you want to name the boat?" "I don't know. Whatever." . . . #puremichigan #swmichigan #saugatuck #boat #boating #boatlife #whatever #boatname #michigan #michiganders #michiganmade

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This guy doesn't want to think. He just wants to sail.

13 My Option II

Boat Lettering. #boatname #boatlettering #boatregistration #vinylwrap #wrapanything #vinylfx #localsignshop #logos #designing #branding #truckdecals #advertising #customize #digitialprinting #decals #vehiclewraps #halifaxsignshop #hrmsignshop #customwraps #novascotiawraps #novascotiasignshop

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Hey, everyone needs a backup plan.

14 Best of Times

Simple boat name signage. Navy blue Vinyl graphics @38boatsales #boats #sandringham #sandringhamyachtclub #38boatsales #boatname #vinylgraphics #stickittome #navy

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Because when you're on a boat, there's no such thing as the "worst of times."

15 My Xanax

#thisguys #boatname #greatboatnames

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We approve.

16 Now Who's the Loser, Dad

#BoatName

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Not this boat owner.

17 Ship Happens

#boating #boatingfun #boatname #longislandsound #shithappens #summer2015 #laborday #labordayweekend

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

18 Baby Got Bass

Just got a hunting/fishing boat. Named it "Baby Got Bass." #babygotbass #fishing #hunting #fishingboat #hutingboat #jon #jonboat #johnboat #georgia #georgiafishing #bass #bassboat #bassfishing #boattrailer #boatname #boatdecal

A post d by Céline Lazarus (@highcottoncraft) on

Why, of course one's boat should be an Ode to Sir Mix-A-Lot.

19 Forward My Calls

Sometimes you see a boat name and you really want to meet the owner. In this case, I salute anyone not afraid to put a picture of a lounging parrot with a glass of wine and sombrero on their 35 foot #sailboat. #chesapeakebay #bestboatname #easternshore

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Ain't nobody got time to talk when they're steering a boat.

20 Whatshername

#bestboatname #chesapeakebay

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You know the one...

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