20 Funny Boat Names to Remember When You're Rich

We'd be down to hangout with these sailors.

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First comes the boat, then comes the name. The practice is rich in history and superstition — but nowadays, it's also a way to show off your sense of humor. Proof: These hilarious boat names that we found on the internet, and that you just might come across on the open seas.

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1 Kids Inheritance

A post d by William Morris (@willm.2017) on

#SorryNotSorry

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2 Thanks Dad 4

A post d by Mathias Müller (@mths.mllr) on

Where is this generous father and can he buy us Thanx Dad 5?

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3 The Codfather

A post d by @funnyboatnames on

Do you think this cod made him an offer he couldn't refuse?

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4 Knot on Call

A post d by @funnyboatnames on

In other words, don't leave him a voicemail, because he won't listen to it.

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5 Buoyoncé

A post d by @funnyboatnames on

Even this boat wants to be Queen Bey.

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6 Seas the Day

A post d by West Marine (@westmarineinc) on

Carpe diem.

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7 She Got the House

A post d by @funnyboatnames on

A man and his boat really are inseparable, even when it comes to dividing an estate.

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8 Unsinkable II

A post d by @funnyboatnames on

Don't ask what happened to Unsinkable I.

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9 Error 404

A post d by @funnyboatnames on

If Steve Jobs had to name a boat and he didn't like the design...

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10 In a Meeting

A post d by Super Sawyer (@sawyer_the_doodle) on

Can we come, you know, to take notes?

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11 Last Dingy I'll Own #4

A post d by H M K (@pro_motionne) on

Dingy #1, #2 and #3 were just for practice.

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12 Whatever

A post d by Emily Seto (@emmers712) on

This guy doesn't want to think. He just wants to sail.

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13 My Option II

A post d by Vinyl FX Ltd. (@vinylfx) on

Hey, everyone needs a backup plan.

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14 Best of Times

A post d by Displaymakers (@displaymakers) on

Because when you're on a boat, there's no such thing as the "worst of times."

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15 My Xanax

A post d by TomBurz (@sirburz) on

We approve.

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16 Now Who's the Loser, Dad

A post d by jitneyguy (@jitneyguy) on

Not this boat owner.

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17 Ship Happens

A post d by Rich Magalik (@citizenmags) on

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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18 Baby Got Bass

A post d by Céline Lazarus (@highcottoncraft) on

Why, of course one's boat should be an Ode to Sir Mix-A-Lot.

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19 Forward My Calls

A post d by The Roost On Tilghman Island (@tilghmanislandroost) on

Ain't nobody got time to talk when they're steering a boat.

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20 Whatshername

A post d by The Roost On Tilghman Island (@tilghmanislandroost) on

You know the one...

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