Browsing for paint colors can often feel like reading a freshman creative writing student's thought journal. There are names like "" (warm blue-gray), "" (beige), "" (sky blue) and "" (a buttercream yellow), to name but a few.
The antidote to such flowery language? Comedian Jeff Wysaki, of the blog , has just a few irreverent suggestions — and even left some of his in a hardware store for unsuspecting DIYers to find. As paint color junkies, we're certainly not above poking a little fun at ourselves, and Wysaki nails it.
Dear paint companies: Give this guy a job, stat. See more of his quippy names at .