These Fake Paint Color Names Are Just Too Perfect

Comedian Jeff Wysaki hilariously says what we're all thinking in the paint chip aisle.

Browsing for paint colors can often feel like reading a freshman creative writing student's thought journal. There are names like "" (warm blue-gray), "" (beige), "" (sky blue) and "" (a buttercream yellow), to name but a few.

The antidote to such flowery language? Comedian Jeff Wysaki, of the blog , has just a few irreverent suggestions — and even left some of his in a hardware store for unsuspecting DIYers to find. As paint color junkies, we're certainly not above poking a little fun at ourselves, and Wysaki nails it.

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Dear paint companies: Give this guy a job, stat. See more of his quippy names at .

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