When I'm shamelessly house-hunting online with no intention to buy for a solid 5+ years, I am drawn to two things, as many of us are: (1) the extravagant multi-million dollar homes I will never be able to afford and (2) some seriously clever/funny listings. Sure, I could spend hours reading up on Sandra Bullock's $1.485 million West Hollywood mansion and other celebrity homes for sale, but that can only keep me entertained for so long before I'm onto the next one.
This small, single-family home at , however, is not your cookie-cutter listing. And I am here to say you will be thoroughly entertained. It may be, quite possibly, the most hilarious real estate post I have ever seen, no exaggeration. Thank you, !
At first glance the listing for this 1980 ranch-style home, looks pretty standard: 2 bedrooms ✓, 1 bathroom ✓, 796 square feet ✓, $89,900 asking price ✓, and so on. But as I scrolled through the photos, I'll admit it ... I snorted laughing. Don't let me ruin it for you. You have to see some of these fabulous features for yourself:
As you can see, the presence of this Vanna White-esque dinosaur really emphasizes the size of the kitchen for prospective buyers. Note: Even with the blinds closed, the natural lighting in this room is fabulous.
Yes, even a dino can bend over to get in the fridge and still have plenty of room to whip its tail around. While the home may need some upgrades on flooring and appliances, it has the space, especially for the price.
Well, if it's good enough for the king of dinosaurs...
The natural wood continues into the bathroom, where there is a spacious tub and seemingly higher-than-average ceilings. A dino can't fit in my bathtub, so I'm impressed.
Fishing, boating, re-enacting The Land Before Time — you really could do it all here.