"The best thing I ever did was marrying Rosa. That's the pinnacle of my life."
This photographer is their new fairy godmother!
Kool and the Gang would be devastated.
There are TWO answers!
Not even the smartest Sheldons out there have spotted this.
Seriously, start planning your getaway now.
Oofah, come on Rhode Island.
Don't worry, he's just living up to his name!